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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 08:34

Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Why do narcissists avoid talking about the real issues?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
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No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Loons and Moons
How do you get a teenage boy to care about hygiene?
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
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Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Who has gotten cured from a stage 4 breast cancer? The oncologist told her she would never be cured.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
What was your best sex experience that still makes you horny?
Still no good.
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Are there any nude pictures of women with big tits?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.