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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 08:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

Why do narcissists avoid talking about the real issues?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

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No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

How does the "Chain of Thought" prompting technique enhance inductive reasoning in large language models?

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

Loons and Moons

How do you get a teenage boy to care about hygiene?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

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Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Who has gotten cured from a stage 4 breast cancer? The oncologist told her she would never be cured.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

What was your best sex experience that still makes you horny?

Still no good.

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

Are there any nude pictures of women with big tits?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.